10. Your donated blood is only given to recipients over the age of 21
9. You’ve ever stepped on your own fingers
8. Your birthday is a holiday in Ireland
7. You start your mornings by picking up the phone, hitting the redial button, and apologizing to whoever answers
6. Your cab driver is making a nice second income off of the cell phones, lighters, and other things that fall out of your pockets
5. You drank so much last night you dissolved a urinal cake all by yourself
4. You know how to say, "Where are my pants?" in at least 4 languages
3. You can see your own breath - in July
2. You install shag carpet because it’s easy to hang on to
1. Your idea of "sobering up" is to switch to beer
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